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Free Crochet Patterns for Toys
I figured out what I'm going to do for my sexy sweater. I'm going to use this Bernat free pattern:
However, I'm only using it for the shape. It will have no fluffy collar or anything. Then I'll add belt loops and a sash sort of thing to go through them at the bottom. Mmmmm, pretty. I wish the neckline was lower. I'll have to see if I can do that.